| Player |
Team |
GP |
10 |
-5 |
TUH |
P/TU |
P/N |
Pts |
PPG |
| Brian |
The Bill O'Reilly No-Spin Punting Clinic (Battle Planet) |
10.0 |
63 |
2 |
200 |
3.10 |
0.00 |
620 |
62.00 |
| Jose Cuervo |
Alcoholics Synonymous (Tulsa) |
10.0 |
53 |
13 |
200 |
2.33 |
0.00 |
465 |
46.50 |
| Jeremy |
The Bill O'Reilly No-Spin Punting Clinic (Battle Planet) |
10.0 |
44 |
8 |
200 |
2.00 |
0.00 |
400 |
40.00 |
| Tyler |
O Clapton My Clapton (Texas A&M et al) |
10.0 |
43 |
7 |
200 |
1.98 |
0.00 |
395 |
39.50 |
| Bruce Simmons |
Disinformation (Bruce and Ray) |
10.0 |
43 |
9 |
200 |
1.93 |
0.00 |
385 |
38.50 |
| Captain Swansong |
Captain Swansong and His Divine Retribution (OU Alumni) |
10.0 |
34 |
8 |
200 |
1.50 |
0.00 |
300 |
30.00 |
| FedEx Pope |
Conan O'Brien Mascot Parade (LSU) |
10.0 |
29 |
1 |
200 |
1.43 |
0.00 |
285 |
28.50 |
| Veronica Corningstone |
Channel 4 News Team (OU A) |
8.0 |
20 |
0 |
160 |
1.25 |
0.00 |
200 |
25.00 |
| Win Butler |
Temoc (UT-D A) |
10.0 |
26 |
3 |
200 |
1.23 |
0.00 |
245 |
24.50 |
| Mark |
The Bill O'Reilly No-Spin Punting Clinic (Battle Planet) |
10.0 |
25 |
1 |
200 |
1.23 |
0.00 |
245 |
24.50 |
| Champ Kind |
Channel 4 News Team (OU A) |
8.0 |
22 |
6 |
160 |
1.19 |
0.00 |
190 |
23.75 |
| Colin Meloy |
Temoc (UT-D A) |
10.0 |
25 |
6 |
200 |
1.10 |
0.00 |
220 |
22.00 |
| Candace |
O Clapton My Clapton (Texas A&M et al) |
10.0 |
23 |
2 |
200 |
1.10 |
0.00 |
220 |
22.00 |
| Tshimanga Biakabatuka |
Temoc (UT-D A) |
10.0 |
23 |
3 |
200 |
1.07 |
0.00 |
215 |
21.50 |
| Captain Morgan |
Alcoholics Synonymous (Tulsa) |
10.0 |
26 |
10 |
200 |
1.05 |
0.00 |
210 |
21.00 |
| Ron Burgundy? |
Channel 4 News Team (OU A) |
8.0 |
18 |
3 |
160 |
1.03 |
0.00 |
165 |
20.62 |
| Magnum |
The Really, Really, Really Ridiculously Good-Looking People (OU B) |
10.0 |
23 |
5 |
200 |
1.02 |
0.00 |
205 |
20.50 |
| Frank Grimes |
Orange Crush (UT-D B) |
10.0 |
21 |
2 |
200 |
1.00 |
0.00 |
200 |
20.00 |
| The Masturbating Bear |
Conan O'Brien Mascot Parade (LSU) |
10.0 |
22 |
5 |
200 |
0.97 |
0.00 |
195 |
19.50 |
| The Coked-Up Werewolf |
Conan O'Brien Mascot Parade (LSU) |
10.0 |
21 |
4 |
200 |
0.95 |
0.00 |
190 |
19.00 |
| Lorelei III |
Captain Swansong and His Divine Retribution (OU Alumni) |
10.0 |
21 |
4 |
200 |
0.95 |
0.00 |
190 |
19.00 |
| Jennifer |
O Clapton My Clapton (Texas A&M et al) |
10.0 |
24 |
10 |
200 |
0.95 |
0.00 |
190 |
19.00 |
| Hansel |
The Really, Really, Really Ridiculously Good-Looking People (OU B) |
10.0 |
18 |
4 |
200 |
0.80 |
0.00 |
160 |
16.00 |
| Ray Pitchford |
Disinformation (Bruce and Ray) |
10.0 |
17 |
4 |
200 |
0.75 |
0.00 |
150 |
15.00 |
| James |
The John Landis Experience (Baylor) |
10.0 |
22 |
14 |
200 |
0.75 |
0.00 |
150 |
15.00 |
| Chris |
O Clapton My Clapton (Texas A&M et al) |
10.0 |
16 |
3 |
200 |
0.72 |
0.00 |
145 |
14.50 |
| MC Takin'-No-Shit |
Captain Swansong and His Divine Retribution (OU Alumni) |
10.0 |
16 |
7 |
200 |
0.62 |
0.00 |
125 |
12.50 |
| Stephen |
The John Landis Experience (Baylor) |
10.0 |
15 |
5 |
200 |
0.62 |
0.00 |
125 |
12.50 |
| Fecalith |
Temoc (UT-D A) |
10.0 |
12 |
1 |
200 |
0.57 |
0.00 |
115 |
11.50 |
| Pimpbot 9000 |
Conan O'Brien Mascot Parade (LSU) |
10.0 |
13 |
5 |
200 |
0.53 |
0.00 |
105 |
10.50 |
| Holland |
Captain Swansong and His Divine Retribution (OU Alumni) |
10.0 |
10 |
3 |
200 |
0.42 |
0.00 |
85 |
8.50 |
| Brian Fantana |
Channel 4 News Team (OU A) |
8.0 |
9 |
6 |
160 |
0.38 |
0.00 |
60 |
7.50 |
| Seth |
The John Landis Experience (Baylor) |
10.0 |
8 |
3 |
200 |
0.33 |
0.00 |
65 |
6.50 |
| Blue Steel |
The Really, Really, Really Ridiculously Good-Looking People (OU B) |
10.0 |
6 |
0 |
200 |
0.30 |
0.00 |
60 |
6.00 |
| Sufjan Stevens |
Orange Crush (UT-D B) |
7.0 |
6 |
4 |
140 |
0.29 |
0.00 |
40 |
5.71 |
| Johnny Walker Red |
Alcoholics Synonymous (Tulsa) |
10.0 |
6 |
2 |
200 |
0.25 |
0.00 |
50 |
5.00 |
| Petra Hayden |
Orange Crush (UT-D B) |
10.0 |
5 |
3 |
200 |
0.17 |
0.00 |
35 |
3.50 |
| Prime Rib of Propecia |
The Really, Really, Really Ridiculously Good-Looking People (OU B) |
10.0 |
3 |
1 |
200 |
0.12 |
0.00 |
25 |
2.50 |
| Ed Harkin |
Channel 4 News Team (OU A) |
8.0 |
4 |
6 |
160 |
0.06 |
0.00 |
10 |
1.25 |
| Bob |
Orange Crush (UT-D B) |
5.0 |
0 |
1 |
100 |
-0.05 |
0.00 |
-5 |
-1.00 |